I walk into the kitchen at work for a glass of water.
Someone is in there cleaning their teeth. (wtf?) I smile, politely back out, and go out to the fire escape for a cigarette.
Someone is out there cleaning their teeth! (WTF!) I smile, politely back away, and go to the loo.
The door to the mens' is open when I pass by. Someone is in there and they have left the door open. (WTF!)
Call me uptight, call me anal, heck, call me Ishmael for all I care -- people should clean their teeth in the actual bathroom, and urinate WITH THE DOOR CLOSED! I really don't want to see or hear it.
I return to my desk, still thirsty, in need of a cigarette and wanting to pee.
Two of the guys opposite me are sitting at their desks putting eye-drops in their eyes.
I give up. I'm going to file my nails.