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16 January 2007

A Warning for Old Knudsen


21 comments:

  1. Good advice, you never know who or what is in those bushes besides you don't want yer bush filled with jizz. You stand in front of the bushes, they should provide seats for the elderly don't you think?

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  2. they should provide seats for the elderly, and bars along the walkways so you don't fall down the cliff to the beach. take yer zimmerframe and you'll be safe.

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  3. Jolly good sign i say; i certainly wouldn't want anyone doing that behind my bush!

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  4. lady lynn - indeed, there shall be no beating around the bush.

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  5. i can't believe they misspelled masturbation.

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  6. I know some naturists, and believe me; the last thing anyone would think of if they saw them would be masturbation.
    And yes, I've been drunk enough to be roped in to watching their holiday videos and the people in those naturist camps (a) go around in shorts a lot of the time; and (b) are uniformly of the physical type who should never be seen naked.

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  7. dive - hehe, i had a feeling you'd have a nudist anecdote for us.

    i remember accidentally ending up on a nudist beach when i was a clueless 14 year old. those men were so not pretty to mine innocent young eyes.

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  8. Yes Lady Lynn couldn't believe the misspelling either Gaijin Girl, i can only assume their attention was elsewhere at the time.
    I went to a nudist beach once too. It was quite liberating, if only not to have silly white untanned bikini lines. It was inconvenient, however, having the sun constantly blocked out by quite a few wrinkly, naked old men standing around my sun bed. Why they chose to stand there i just don't know. Most annoying for lady lynn.

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  9. lady lynn - i hope your servants were sufficiently attentive and were feeding you grapes as they fanned you with palm leaves.

    so it sounds as though you and old knudsen crossed paths back then...

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  10. LOL! Yes i expect he was one of them; he does look alarmingly familiar... no they didn't do any pampering at all. They just stared and dribbled. Most disconcerting.

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  11. SOMEBODY GET ME A WASHCLOTH PLEASE! ;)

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  12. I used to live near a nudist colony. They didn't have signs like this...

    We always used to joke about visiting, but we never did.

    Nice spelling. Does this mean dominant masturbation?

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  13. lady lynn and ame - eeuwwww, old man dribble. here's the washcloth ame.

    sass - i was wondering if they wrote it like that deliberately in reference to that old joke bout master bater. then i realised i really need more important things to wonder about...

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  14. Probably photoshopped, you know the thing everyone accuses me of doing as if.

    Anyway, I like to watch.

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  15. i know, remember when polaroids were the new thing? at least you could trust what you saw. the interweb has changed all that - not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  16. Ahh the freedom to just run naked... nothing like it in this world.

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  17. hey rich - nothing like it, except... skinny dipping! i wouldn't go to a nudist beach, nor would i run naked, but swimming in the buff is an amazing way to feel at one with the world.

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  18. Not something we can really indulge in over in Britland. At least not without coat ourselves liberally in seal fat and bidding farewell to our testicles.

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  19. Or "berries" as it were...Brittaly that is! ;) Yeah, guess they WOULD be brittle huh?

    Someone take Photoshop away from that old GIMPY Knuddie woodja please?

    =)

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  20. I have to agree with the skinny dipping. It's so natural and free.

    oh man I'm dreaming again.

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  21. Lynn...what are you thinking...you don't have Bush..WE do! LOL!;) GOTCHA! =) Li'l American humor!

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